After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams - "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you...
What the hell did you think I said?
2007-03-28 04:37:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA ..................like that aswell 10/10
2007-03-28 04:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 10:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I heard Robin Williams tell the same joke two days ago on Raw Dog. (Sirius Satellite Radio)
2007-03-28 04:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moderately.
2007-03-28 04:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by zoogrl2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit average- any room freshener about? You're stinking out Yahoo mate.
2007-03-28 04:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep thats a good one 10/10
2007-03-28 09:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very well put together, I like clever jokes like this, thank you for the laugh!! he he he... weldone!! 10/10 + STAR
2007-03-28 05:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your good girl love it 10/10
2007-03-28 11:26:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass me the earex !! haha
2007-03-28 04:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad Bob!
2007-03-28 05:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋