My favorite Tuna Helper (Augratin), Lemon Pepper Bread crumbs, Lemon Pepper Shake and Bake (it was canadian product I found at a local store, once, after a lot of research I was told it was discontinued).
I'm starting to think the manufacturers of these products all hate me! *giggles*
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2007-03-28 04:23:55 · 11 answers · asked by t_jay_59 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because you touch yourself at night.
2007-03-28 04:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Once i was in a super market and my little daughter whos 7 and a half rtan off to the champange sections a couple of minutes later i heard a glass bottle smashing to the fl00r then the sound thingy came on sayinng " Who ever the the mom/dad is of this little girl her name is lila goldfinchplease collect her from the champagne isle please that is all " So i brought my things and went to the car and there was a holeinn the bag as i was walking to my car and all i had left was a spanish omlette and picasso sauce so i made my self something to eat and realised my fridge was half empty so i brought the things again and it was discounted they scanned everything 2 timrs and it was 85.27p. WHAT A RIP OFF
2007-03-28 11:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is a conspiracy...Everone knows what you like and it will continue to consume everything that you love until there is nothing left. You are the star of a big television show and you don't even know it. It started when you were born. It was televised and everything. Its like the Truman Show...but for real. My advice to you is escape...escape to the jungle. You must put on a foil helmet in order to block them out of your head. Hurry...its your only chance. I will wait for you in the jungle. From there....we can run and hide in the basement of the Alamo and we can return to our home planet...Mars.
P.S. Don't forget to pack snacks...its a long trip back. I like Snickers.
2007-03-28 11:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's life babe. They say when life throws lemons at you you should make lemonade. With your luck they will recall the sugar due to an overage of rodent waste found in it.
2007-03-28 11:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Diane G 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I know don't it really piss you off! that happens to me all the time. from foods to shampoos! they really need to have more consumer input, another thing is when they still make it but the store you always shop at dis-continues it! wal-mart is a good one for doing this.
2007-03-28 11:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by kissybertha 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same reason the TV execs keep cancelling my favorite shows! They are jealous of us.
2007-03-28 11:52:52 · answer #6 · answered by zoogrl2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The same thing happens to me. I think it's a conspiracy.
2007-03-28 12:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by xtraluvly03 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why can't a lesbian go on a diet?
You can't eat Jenny Creig with Mary Kay on your face!
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2007-03-28 11:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
i think that they do hate you because u dont eat meat eh?
2007-03-28 11:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by vegasbrother98 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! IM GIVING YOU A STAR!
2007-03-28 11:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋