A convicted felon was given ten years without parole in Mount Joy for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.
Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.
Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell.
His wife opened the door and bellowed at him, "You good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over six hours ago.
2007-03-28 04:18:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not your best girl but made me lol 8/10 i am honest at least
2007-03-28 04:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goddam women are never happy, ah new someone who climbed the highest mountin, swam the widest sea and crossed the biggest desert for his wife but she still divorced him, said he was never at home!!
2007-03-28 08:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the hell did he want out 10/10
2007-03-28 09:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These woman never miss a trick to have a nag. Loved it. x
2007-03-28 04:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-03-28 04:24:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! thats funny! Bet he wished he'd stayed in!
2007-03-28 04:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ja ja ja ja ja !!! lol omfg! lol ja ja ja 10/10 and star
thx for the laugh
2007-03-28 04:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-03-28 04:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by johnis101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not funny.
2007-03-28 04:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by zoogrl2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but u can do better.
xxx
2007-03-28 05:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋