'How long will it take me to walk into the village from here?' inquired the English tourist.
'No idea,' replied the Kerry farmer.
Off trudged the Englishman muttering to himself.
'Come back, sor,' called the Kerryman.
'What now?' asked the tourist.
'It'll take you about ten minutes.'
'Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?' asked the Englishman.
'Sure I didn't know how fast you walked!' smiled the farmer.
2007-03-28 04:10:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10! That is the first joke on yahoo answers to make me laugh out loud! Congrats! I'll even star it for you! :-)
2007-03-28 04:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny...reminds me of a scene from the Travolta movie Phenomenon
2007-03-28 05:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by DJ RandySavage 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a good joke. 10/10+star
2007-03-28 04:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker one of your best 10/10
2007-03-28 09:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good its the irish in yer that makes you the queen of joksters 10/10
2007-03-28 04:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I laughed my head off!!! How often do you get to hear one of those?!? I even put a star for you!!!
2007-03-28 04:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Funny Bunny! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one gave me a smile.
2007-03-28 06:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by helloeveryone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all bad!! Your best one tonight!
2007-03-28 08:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, what a kerry farmer?
2007-03-28 04:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's your best one yet.
2007-03-28 04:18:44 · answer #10 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋