i know it is not very pc but does anyone know any mother-in-law jokes?

Answer 1

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is ugly..... but when she walks into a bank they turn the cameras off!
I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door the mice throw themselves in the traps.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the words "mother in law" you get the words "woman hitler".

Answer 2

A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch. 'Hello, darllng,' said the mother, 'George has had this marvellous idea for curing my rheumatism.'

Answer 3

No jokes but Australian Aborigines aren't allowed to talk to their mother in laws because they aren't supposed to get on.

Answer 4

My mother in law caught a peeping tom last night just as she was getting ready for bed. She was so angry, she beat him black and blue.She would of let him get away with it but he tried to close the curtains.

Answer 5

Take my mother in law... I wish someone would.

Answer 6

I love my mother-in-law, she is in Law and I am in Jail.

Answer 7

never sing this song to a mother inlaw 'if i had a talking picture of you' coz that my friend is when youve truely lost the plot xx

Answer 8

My mother-in-law is an angel!
You're lucky-mine's still alive!!!!!!

Answer 9

There was one on here yesterday......
I bought my MIL a chair for Xmas,
she still hasn't plugged it in yet.

Answer 10

Try these mate:

http://www.motherinlawstories.com/
http://thejokes.co.uk/mother-in-law-jokes.php
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/MaleFemale/inlaws001.htm
:)