Is your father a terrorist?
.....No?
Because you'er the bomb
or this one
do you have a picture of your self?
yeh?
because i wanna show santa what i want for Christmas
now share me yours
2007-03-28 02:08:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like the one about the pic is funny but also sweet...
2007-03-28 02:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by BUTTERFLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them all so it is very hard for to pick but i think i would have to go with do you have a picture of your self? yeh? because i wanna show santa what i want for Christmas. i think that is the most funniest it's one to me good job man you really hit the spot with this one i love them somuch i just can not stop laughing at them.
2007-03-28 09:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one with the picture. About the terrorist is kind of scary
2007-03-28 09:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one
2007-03-28 13:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by skoolgrl16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crush a ice cube in you mouth and say "now that the ice is broken, can i buy you a drink".... or dip you finger in your drink and lighty poke her with you finger and say: "now lets get you out of those wet clothes, before you catch a cold"..
2007-03-28 09:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright...
1. Did you just pee your pants or are you just happy to see me
2. your like a convertible, always looking better with your top down
3. i lost my teddy, can you sleep with me tonight?
4. the word of the day is legs...so why dont we come back to my place and spread the word.....
2007-03-28 09:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your Legs Tired>?
Well they should be you have been running through my mind all day.
Also there's a party in your mouth and everybody's cumming.
2007-03-28 09:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
non of them are funny sorry!
there really cheesey like all chat up lines!
if someone was to say any of them to me i would be totally turned off!
2007-03-28 09:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by *mommy to 3 boys* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?
2007-03-28 09:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by Misty M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theyre both really corny.
2007-03-28 09:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋