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C'mon ladies, help a brother out!

PS, don't give me grief about the spelling, it was the only way it would post

2007-03-28 02:00:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

Drive your happy self up to see a good redneck friend and you will probably find what you are looking for. There might be some Iron Maiden playing in the background but for you, we might just change it to Lynyrd Skynyrd! LMAO!

2007-03-28 04:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 0 0

Just get out your wallet. A h3ad job will cost you about 300 bux, but a decent garage will true the mating faces, doublecut the valve seatings (makes a better seal), and knurl the valve guides. A really good machine shop will hot-dip the parts and return them to you squeaky clean, inside and out.
Be careful when you measure for valve clearance as shaving off too much metal will cause the valves to crash into the pistons....not a good thing.

2007-03-28 02:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 0 0

well dont go round saying that you want it just want it flirt with people and give hand signs

how old are you and where do u live ask another question and tell me if it were me i would but you just have to wait untill somone wants to it or if you have a girlfriend then ask her to it

2007-03-28 02:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by kira r 1 · 0 0

**** a hand job, thats a waste of time. You can do that yourself bro. Go for the ******** instead

2007-03-28 02:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by lethalx 3 · 0 0

why can't u do it ur self u nasty perv. this isn't a site for that. ok. why don't u go and get a prostitute to do it for u? if u are that desperate. Girls on here have more respect for them selves and wouldn't do that to a stranger.

2007-03-28 02:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by biggest_duke_fan_ever@yahoo.com 2 · 1 0

If you die I'll give you a hand job, you pervert!!!

2007-03-28 02:05:00 · answer #6 · answered by Proud to Be Mommy!! 3 · 0 0

Talk to "Rosie Palm & her sisters" (get it?!?!?!)

P.S. Give her bath after!!

2007-03-28 02:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

never dude that aint cool askin for that in here

2007-03-28 02:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by Michael F 3 · 1 1

lube your hands and go to town....lol

2007-03-28 02:09:02 · answer #9 · answered by cexymama696969 3 · 0 0

wat a loser....get a life...and a girl

2007-03-28 02:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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