Itchy backside...overt or covert scratcher?

Question

When you get an itch in a place like your bottom do you scratch it openly or find somewhere unoccupied to go and scratch?
If openly, do you then say something like "oooh that's better?"

Answer 1

I go somewhere private to scratch my bum ladies should I think, boys however don't, I have noticed (unfortunately) that boys tend to put there hands in there pockets and have a little game of pocket billards, I would like to make it clear that I dont go round staring and mens crotches!!!!

Good question made me laugh, thanks x

Answer 2

Well Louis would Louis thee 14th been caught scratching his anus . Probably he couldn't care less and so you should not I get the Iritus Purani Sounds like a new Indian dish do sent it
And god I have to scratch in the street anywhere But the condition comes and Goes , Constipation food allergies nervous tension that good old standby when we dint know whats wrong!!! , getting to Hot . bath frequently and get some aqueous cream add sulphur from a garden supply shop and put a good layer on you anal sphincter You will find it soothing

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Answer 3

openly scatch my ar*e then i would sniff my fingers then say yum yum