2 muslim lovers were kissing under a date tree in makka and the boy wanted to have sex with the girl ok. so the girl told him that if Allah permits it she will agree. At that moment there was a man up this tree who was picking dates and he felt sorry for the boy and in a deep voice said,
Daughter i am Allah. i give you permission to have sex with your boyfriend ahmed. so they both got behind a bush and got on with it. when this was happening the man up the tree was watching and he got an erection. so in a deep voice he said,
Daughter, when you have finished with ahmed you must give Allah a chance too ok
hehehehehehehehehehehe
lollllllllll
what do you think?
2007-03-28 00:52:08 · 15 answers · asked by Proud Muslim Beautiful Islam 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO!
Irreverant, but funny.
Cheers!
ST
2007-03-28 00:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Sounds like Allah.
2007-03-28 08:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by theBerean 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It bombed at the end. Started out well though. I'll try it out on my friends. I've got a great joke myself but I'd get reported so fast if I told it.
2007-03-28 08:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I much prefer the "Lightbulb" joke. You know: How many (insert religion here) does it take to change a lightbulb?
For Muslims, the answer is:
5. One man to do it, and 4 wives to tell him how!
2007-03-28 08:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i highly doubt you were ever a muslimah...If you were
I pray that ALMIGHTY ALLAH forgive you and guide
you,if you were never a muslim then ALLAH guides those
whom he wishes to guide,to swear,curse and say
derogatory things about ALLAH does not harm him in any
way,you just digging the hole which you are in deeper..
2007-03-28 08:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by vees 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL funny.
You could adapt it to other religions and piss everybody else off too.
Some people just need a sense of humor.
2007-03-28 08:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Magilla G 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It must be the same man who sneaked into the Oval office and told Bush to invade Iraq!
2007-03-28 07:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
I beg you to use the "power" which is significant to you in you PC case in a small button, and take a break.
2007-03-28 07:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lawrence of Arabia 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
we are not proud to call you a muslim ,may ALLAH forgive you
2007-03-28 12:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Forget the joke. I like your Avatar. :)
2007-03-28 07:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Cricket 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋