I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ***.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a *****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot...
Not at my chest
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
2007-03-27 23:37:35 · 14 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry guys! i'm not a man basher, just wanted to share it thats all!
2007-03-28 01:49:06 · update #1
women on this thing seem so bitter towards men!
2007-03-27 23:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bitter? Yes i agree.
They post something as long as that and in the end, we all know they would much rather be a man any day.lol
2007-03-27 23:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats brilliant youve just made a fan for life lol wkd 12/10 thank you this will be going out to every one i no
2007-03-27 23:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks...I really dont see why some women seem to hate men so much though.
2007-03-27 23:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are awesome good one pmsl 10/10
2007-03-28 00:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice!! I liked it immensely! Where did you get it from?
2007-03-27 23:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by dragondave187 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Some of those things are so true!
2007-03-28 00:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Way to go gal.
2007-03-27 23:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one bro keep them coming
2007-03-28 00:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by awana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha quite amusing!
2007-03-27 23:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋