A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite
bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled
her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short
pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido reaches
for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages
it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and
asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
2007-03-27 23:29:23 · 14 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant. I am sending it to my firends, to share the joy.
Thanks
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2007-03-27 23:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10.
2007-03-27 23:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2007-03-27 23:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeeexxcceelllleennntttttttt.
2007-03-27 23:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely loved it. 10/10
2007-03-27 23:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-27 23:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2007-03-27 23:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lololololol that will have me in giggles all day.....cheers have a star
2007-03-27 23:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee good one (did they go dutch in the bar ??)
2007-03-27 23:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are u making fun of blondes?!?!
2007-03-28 00:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Reid N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋