Man to God: "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"
God to Man: "So you would love her."
Man to God: "But why did you make her so dumb?"
God to Man: "So that she would love you."
2007-03-27 22:22:33 · 20 answers · asked by ViXoNvEe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
check out my others in polls and surveys...dont know why they're there?
2007-03-27 22:23:09 · update #1
HEY FERRIS...DID YOU HAVE A NICE SLEEP?? GET EVERYTHING OUT YA SYSTEM ; ) ..they dont pay me enough here lol
2007-03-27 22:29:41 · update #2
That's really good. You don't mind if I steal that, do you?
2007-03-29 05:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kat ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short, sweet, and funny! Check this one out..
What A Wonderful Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-03-28 05:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-28 05:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
god told adam im going to make you a companion she will love you do what you ask cook clean bare and raise children respect and revere you but im going to need one of your legs to do it adam thought for a second then said a leg? what can i get for a rib
2007-03-28 05:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by fade7887 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the dumb part so she'll love him lol
2007-03-28 05:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-28 05:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. very good.
Now on behalf of the rate payers to your local council
DO SOME BLOODY WORK, lol
(jokes honey you know I'm jus teasin) ha ha ha
2007-03-28 05:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat made me smile after a long day of work & four hours of sleep.
bravo,babe.
2007-03-28 05:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but there have been better jokes along the same lines
2007-03-28 05:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by darth tidiot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ta for the giggles.
2007-03-28 06:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change man to women ,
any way i give you star
2007-03-28 05:31:22 · answer #11 · answered by Ali 5000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋