Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-03-27 21:55:17 · 11 answers · asked by Katie L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but not hilarious
2007-03-27 21:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman is going to a tatto parlour to get a tatto on each and each thigh she sits down and the tattoist begins to artwork. after 20 minutes he asks why could she opt for a turkey on one thigh and a christmas tree on the different? she replies firmly, this can provide up my husband complaining there is not any longer some thing to eat between the hols
2016-12-02 22:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell this one all of the time! YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE:People aren't stupid just cause they have a certain color of hair!
I usually joke that I'm stupid because I am blonde but some people *ahem ahem* go OVERBOARD!
Okay! we get we are "supposed" to be stupid!
2007-03-27 22:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by ≈[Łąūřėņ]≈™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid blonde! Funny though! 10!
2007-03-27 22:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are always good for a laugh (or joke)!!
2007-03-28 09:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny not hilarious 8/10
2007-03-27 22:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious!
But why are Blondes steryotpypically stupid?
This is a question I will ask later...maybe! :P
2007-03-27 22:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by ~~~!!!SAM!!!~~~ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol some would say it had to be a blonde lol
2007-03-27 22:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is
and he goes to jail for smashing her car.
before that, it was just an insurance fender bender.
2007-03-27 22:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by birdwatcher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good try.......6/10
2007-03-31 21:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋