blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-03-27 21:48:58 · 11 answers · asked by Katie L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
lol
2007-03-27 21:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Alicia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blind man found laying in gutter raving about 5 blonde guys9/10
2007-03-28 05:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I've heard it before, but I love it. Even being a natural blonde myself, this joke always cracks me up. :-)
2007-03-30 18:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..nice one...i thought the blind guy would be the one sorry in the end...
2007-03-28 05:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by icy-sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! Good one!lol! Good one! 10!
2007-03-28 05:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still is funny
2007-03-28 04:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Katie you really blow me away with your Blonde Bombs!
2007-03-28 05:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha lol lol so funny.
2007-03-28 04:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) ha ha. Very good!
2007-03-28 22:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
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2007-03-28 05:02:18 · answer #10 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋