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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

2007-03-27 21:35:25 · 12 answers · asked by Katie L 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

o now i get it i misread the question i thought that it said that it was a tv not a microwave

2007-03-27 21:43:06 · update #1

12 answers

i get it do you?

2007-03-27 21:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

lol, The blonde thought that the microwave is a TV, so everytime she wanted to buy the "TV", the clerk knew that she was a blonde because she couldn't tell the difference between a TV and a microwave

2007-03-28 04:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0 0

Basically it's bashing blondes, pointing out that the girl was so stupid she couldn't tell the difference between a microwave or a television. I'm a Brunette but I don't hold anything against Blondes.

2007-03-28 04:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Of course I got it…so damn funny too Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

My version: Blonde cannot make-out TV from a microwave!

My Sweethearts version: Clerk has a mirror fixed to his shoe and the blonde is not wearing a panty!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

2007-03-28 05:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I honestly don't understand how someone can't get the funny side of that joke, even though its not that funny...!

2007-03-28 05:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by ~~~!!!SAM!!!~~~ 1 · 0 0

blonde got it

2007-03-28 04:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0 0

Maybe it's you who they're talking about?

:)

Just kidding.

Misunderstandments are hilarious.

2007-03-28 04:48:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i got the meaning of the joke the first time i read it..hehe...

2007-03-28 04:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by icy-sugar 2 · 0 0

Yes, I got it. Glad that you did, too.

2007-03-28 16:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

are blondes really that dumb?

2007-03-28 04:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Alicia 5 · 0 0

i have got it

2007-03-28 04:51:13 · answer #11 · answered by sweetmemory 2 · 0 0

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