The Knob :
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
2007-03-27 21:32:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! What a Scream!!! So 'pu**y' (* = s) has become 'goatee' LMFAO!!!
2007-03-27 21:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 02:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny! HaHa! 10!
2007-03-27 22:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki, you are brilliant, a good start to my day. 10/10+star
2007-03-27 21:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is brilliant, just what you need in the morning a good laugh to start the day off .
2007-03-27 21:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry i dont really get it, this really is a **** joke. heres one for you
'i knew a man once who owned a papershop, it blew away'
bloody hell i got it sorry im usually quick not with it this morning ok i'll give you that one was quite good ill star you
2007-03-27 21:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by wierd and wounderful world of me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanx for brightening my morning loki! lol
2007-03-27 21:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is hilarious 10/10
2007-03-27 22:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny i nearly wet myself.LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA HA HA.OH DEAR I DID!
2007-03-27 22:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk hahahahaha
2007-03-27 23:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋