Fed up with problems in life, a man decided to commit suicide and he thought of applying four methods simultaneously .He took a bottle of poison , a loaded pistol and a piece of rope to a tall tree and climbed up the branch under which there was a river.He tied the rope to the branch and the other end to his neck , drank poison, and kept the pistol on his forehead and jumped pressing the trigger. Due to jerk , the bullet hit the rope and it broke it and he fell in the water down and as he was not knowing swimming he drank a lot of water and poison got diluted and could not die .
2007-03-27 21:31:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not even remotely funny. I don't mean because it's talking about suicide. Hell, I think suicide is hilarious. I try to convince the ignorant ones on Yahoo Answers to do it all the time. It's not funny because it's REALLY REALLY dumb.
So, why don't you try the above described methods in your little Joke/Riddle and then I might laugh a little.
2007-03-27 21:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by Love Answers 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Commiting suicide is harder than people think. It is not the "easy" way out. Thoughts of suicide are easy to come by, but actually doing it takes a very firm commitment and a LOT of bravery. Don't believe me? Put a gun to your head and even think about pulling the trigger... tell me it doesn't take balls.
2007-03-27 21:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Had the man taken my advice, he certainly would have succeeded in committing suicide.
2007-03-27 21:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Poor guy! Ha Ha! Good one!
2007-03-27 22:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Suicide isn't funny.
2007-03-27 21:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Add on this bit: He drowned, since he couldn't swim, and died anyway.
2007-03-27 21:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so i'ld assume he drowned because he didn't know how to swim??? :D
2007-03-27 22:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it may be difficult - better kill somebody else.
2007-03-27 21:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ariadne on TAURUS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
2007-03-27 21:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol! . funny! ..... fate u see! lol
2007-03-27 21:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by twinkle stars 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋