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So my boyfriend's balls smell funky. Makes it not the funnest time when I go down there, ya know? If you were him, how would you prefer your girlfriend to tell you? I just wanna say it in the least embarrassing way for him. Thanks!

2007-03-27 18:14:08 · 32 answers · asked by rebaparty 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Haha I love the answers so far . . . yea just to let you all know, we basically live together. We take showers together everyday so maybe I will just wash them myself lol

2007-03-27 18:23:27 · update #1

32 answers

Try washing with hydrogen peroxide. The handy release of oxygen when it contacts organics and or infection should kill those nasty bacteria causing the stink, and lighten up any hair you have on them too. I say that is a reason to be happy. So be happy and STINK NO MORE!

2007-03-31 05:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Boston Bluefish 6 · 1 2

It depends on how sensitive he is about things about him. If he's the type to dish it out, but can't take it in return, then you want to handle him with kid gloves. If he can take some criticism, this is the perfect opportunity for you. You are in total control when you have the most sensitive part of a male's anatomy in your possession for a safe term. We will do just about anything you ask if we are getting some special attention. You could take him to the shower and give him the business there to bypass such a sensitive topic. Nothing like soap and water to handle hygiene issues. Personally, I know when I am not appropriate for a visit downtown and guys who are not self-centered know this as well. Suggest some grooming because hair holds in the odor. A little talcum powder to keep the area dry because dampness brings about odor in dark places. You could possibly do the grooming if both of you are comfortable with it. That might be a stretch. You have all the power here. If he is not getting that special attention anymore, tell him why and he will do what he has to do to get it. ALL MEN LOVE THE SPECIAL ATTENTION!

2007-03-27 18:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Solomon Grundy 7 · 0 1

If it's all the time, I'd have to ask him how often he washed his nuts. If it was more than two occasions that it smelled down there, I would not let a third time go by without letting him know something. I would try my best to say it in a way that he would accept, but if he got his feelings hurt.. it's his fault for not taking a shower and making sure his nuts were fresh before you went down there. haha. good luck girl.

2007-03-27 18:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by underwaterer1 2 · 1 1

Take a shower together, it's something fun and sexy to do and you can always pretend like you enjoy cleaning him ( hey maybe you do!) But I guess that wont solve the 99% of your other times not being around a shower. I guess another thing I've heard of girls doing is when they don't like the taste- they have 2 mints in their mouth to drown out all senses.. plus it tingles for the guy and I imagine that's a pretty erotic feeling..

2007-03-27 18:18:08 · answer #4 · answered by P3ngy 2 · 0 1

If you are in a relationship tell him openly. If My Balls smell or my azz smells my girlfriend tells me flat out. Especially when during sex. Just ask him ' would you go down on a dirty c0ck '. That's what my girlfriend tells me all the time. So tell him to take a shower before sex. Put on Colone

2007-03-27 18:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My suggestion: Flat out tell him. The smell is probably from sweat. If you want to be discreet about it, why not suggest a nice shower or bath together. Or maybe a cleansing of eachother with a rag. To set the mood and make it more sexual. It might help.

2007-03-27 18:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

HAHA that one guys girlfriend asks him if he'd go down on a dirty cock, like he'd do it if it was clean.

Tell that nasty son of a ***** to wash his damn balls. Its alright to smell after a long days work, but for crying out loud if he's going to be seeing you he should be nice enough to get cleaned up for you.

Guys can take girls being direct with them, its the only way we know. And if he gets upset or whatever you women do when guys tell you things direct, just tell him he's ***** made and that youre going to go get a man.

Well if you live with the guy, you obviously love him. Tell him to use the mens dial liquid soap, that **** will have his balls smelling so fresh and so clean clean. Otherwise you can just go in with a linchpin on your nose.

Hell the easiest way to let him know, would be to "accidentally leave the computer on" and have it set up so that its on this page, when he reads it he'll be too embarassed to say he looked, but he'll be embarassed enough to not let his balls stink it up anymore.

2007-03-27 18:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Thats me...A to the D 3 · 0 3

don't just tell him. what you do is from now on, before you go down there, take a shower with him and help wash him everywhere. he'll enjoy it and not realize that his balls smell.

2007-03-27 18:20:37 · answer #8 · answered by Pyromaniac 4 · 2 1

Hey Reba, u can see if someone elses balls are smelly because each man has a different fragrance, as for mine they have a fresh beach scent... but i'm told It smells very sweet down there.

2007-03-27 18:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by brian 1 · 0 2

Just put some baby powder in your hands uhh... pat him down.. then tell him how much you like the baby powder smell.

Then when he comes on Yahoo! answers next week and asks why his girl is putting baby powder on his balls... we'll all tell him because he smells funky.

2007-03-27 18:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

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