chuck norris lost his virginity b4 his dad did
2007-03-27 17:56:51 · 14 answers · asked by jonny 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-27 18:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
2007-03-28 01:01:12 · answer #2 · answered by d_khar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris,
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
2007-03-28 00:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by turtlegirllaura05 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris
2007-03-28 05:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite one is...
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2007-03-28 03:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by T&M's Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g
chuck norris reading chuck norris jokes!
awesome. my favorite is 5 and "chuck norris doesn't read books he just stares at them till they give him the information he wants"
2007-03-28 01:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by ice_purple969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is no joke.
Neither are his roundhouse kicks.
2007-03-28 00:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by Danny Tanner Owns You 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesn't go hunting, chuck norris goes killing!
2007-03-28 01:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by N/A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About as funny as Jonny lost his virginity b4 his dad did
2007-03-28 01:01:15 · answer #9 · answered by Over The Rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here's a good laugh.
2007-03-28 01:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by Tommy H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. i'll laugh at anything about chuck
2007-03-28 01:08:50 · answer #11 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋