Best way to annoy neighbors?

Question

be creative
anytihng goes

Answer 1

play loud music
keep your trash on the front lawn for six weeks or more
hit their car while parking
door bell ditch
sell girl scout cookies
sell anything
come home at all hours of the night and make sure you're totally loud and obnoxious, and that the people who drop you off have loud music playing in their car
pretend to have night terrors
sleep walk in their front yard
have loud sex and bang on the walls
be extra cheery in the morning
pretend that you feel bad for being so loud
give people the wrong address so that when they come looking for you they knock on your neighbors door
forward all your mail to their house
ask to borrow flour and sugar for cooking (never bring cooked goods over)
etc. ...........

Answer 2

Turn on your rock music to the max volume (preferably marilyn manson or saosin)

have a party that starts at 1 am

bring a baby over and let him/her cry for at least 10 minutes and open the windows so the neighbors will wake up

get an electric guitar an put the amplifiers on max then strum anything you want

hire some teens to have a party on the street infront of the neighbor's house..

Answer 3

Why do you want to annoy them? Have they done something to you? Not to be a killjoy or anything, but if you go too far you might get into the line of fire... How do you know they won't stop going to extremes like setting the police on you, or worse setting their dog on you, or something nasty...? Better be safe than sorry. If they're bugging you find a peaceful way to sort it out, because you never can tell how eccentric people can get for the smallest thing.

Answer 4

Well we have tried to make them stop barking at the fence, they have plenty of back yard after all, but they just won't leave. The best thing so far is to burn dried sage and chant something wild. We've tried loud music but they don't really care and since we live in a semi-rural neighborhood we don't want all the other neighbors we like to get upset. Next Im going to try LEMONS dogs hate the smell. I might take the peel and shove it in the fence at their level???

Answer 5

Rent your house out to a bunch of college kids for a night, get them a couple of kegs and some hard liquor. Tell them anything goes, have them invite all their friends, plus some. Have them take up all the parking on the street and to make sure to pull up w/ all the windows down in there car and the stereo blasting.

Before you leave, open all the windows and tell them they are not allowed to close them. Also, provide them w/ a stereo, sub woofer , a few large speakers and tons of Cd's. If you can afford it, hire them a DJ.

Them them they are required to party until 6am, or you'll be charging them double. Also, make sure they throw all their liquor bottles, cigarette butts and vomit into the neighbors yard. If they don't, you will fined them.. You don't want that in your yard.

Answer 6

One, I think it is silly that you would want to annoy your neighbors; however I'm not one to withhold ways to annoy people as it seems to be a specialty of mine. I'm not sure if this is for an apartment complex or a house but it makes a world of difference. o.o
1) Fireworks, firecrackers- recommend the "Neighbor Hater"
2) Yell loudly at night for your animal to come inside, or for your non-existent animal to come in, etc.
3) Prank calling. This I would not recommend since there is Caller ID and since people call the cops so readily.

Answer 7

Wait do you really wish to annoy your neighbors? They are after all your neighbors... be considerate. Are they that horrible? Well, you can make really loud parties but not after 12 a.m. because they'll probably call the cops. Or have a bunch of your pets poop on their front lawn. Or you can throw plenty of toilet paper rolls in front of their homes. Or you can cook something that really stinks...like fish. Or you can order a clown service to show up to their home... Or you can throw them a surprise party with catering service and freak them out... Or you can move to another place if you dislike them that much...

Answer 8

Paint your house a really lurid, horrible colour and put seriously tacky lawn ornaments in the garden/front yard and stick big plastic butterflies on the walls of your house and pretend you think it's all beautiful. Works every time!
Nobody can prove that bad taste is malicious.
Of course, you look like a right pratt - but then if you want to annoy your neighbours you must really be one, so no problems there.

Answer 9

Leave your trash out. Constantly.
Get a loud dog or a cat in heat.
Call animal control about their barking dog. (Especially if they don't have one.)
Put up Christmas decorations up and just leave them there. Forever.
Fill your lawn with cutesy obnoxious decorations (preferably 10 feet tall and inflatable) for every holiday you can think of.
Let your lawn die.
Plant noxious weeds up against the shared fence so that they can never truly get rid of them.
Play any of Barney the dinosaur's albums loudly and repeatedly.
Write "Wash Me" in the dust on their car, bike, garage door, windows, etc.

Answer 10

~raw sewage (don't ask!)
~nuisance barking ('nuff said)
~rotten garbage (I'm not saying toss it in their yard, that's illegal, maybe rub it on the fence for lasting stench, and maggots if your lucky. Double points if you can hide it under the house, in the crawl space, or in roof vents. Cans of fish or cat food provide ample stench)
~wind chimes (I hate them, but that might be my own personal insanity)
~pond foutains (again, probably a personal thing, but, hey, it might work)
~loud music, (always a classic)
~dribble a basket ball. (This is great. You can do it in your yard, and annoy the entire neighborhood. Or, bounce the ball against their garage door, or bedroom wall. "Accidentally" of course.)
~Set up a skateboard ramp in front of their house. (Its loud, and you can sue if someone is hurt)
~Make up hate mail from their pets. (Weird and sort of scary, but harmless)
~Have a screaming, swearing, knock down-drag out fight. (Swear at the top of your lungs and use racial and sexist slurs. Great if the people have small children. Double points after midnight, and before 6am on weekends)
~Feed their pets. NOT POISON!! Just new dog food, hot dogs, cheese, (salami and pepperoni work great) anything new sometimes upsets doggie tummies and causes diarrhea and vomiting. The more fatty, spicey, and smelly the "treats", the bigger the mess will be. (this is a triple whammy. Not only do they have a nasty mess to clean, but the also start worrying about the pet's health, and if you will, someday, poison the dog.)
~Rub lard or Vasaline on their windshield. It's difficult to clean, but harmless.
~Salt in lawns is a bad, bad thing. Get creative, draw indecent pictures, write swear words. Just don't get caught. It's illegal. (be more discrete with a handful tossed "over hand" into the lawn or flower beds. Perfect cover is walking the dogs or calling the kids in from playing)
~Re-arrange lawn ornaments. (Don't steal anything, but if they have lawn knomes or statues, or anything, put it in the tree, or the middle of the street, or on their cars, pose them humping each other or other things.)
~DIY projects started at dawn on weekends. (or the lawn mower) You can rent saws and other power tools at Home Depot and Lowes. Just hammer something in your driveway.

I could go on and on.