2007-03-27 17:12:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please bear in mind that this is the "Jokes & Riddles " catagory...... try
not to be so serious. Jeeezo.......
2007-03-27 17:21:00 · update #1
The value of the car they wreck
2007-03-27 17:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by codiane99 4 · 6⤊ 3⤋
a drunk can quit drinking, when he decides to stop, alcoholic can not stop, even if he wants to. A process of becoming an alcoholic can take anything from 2 to 60 years. Answer those questions: 1. Do you take a drink before facing up to a problem? 2. Do you drink for the taste or for the effect? 3. Do you sneak away from work for a quickie before lunch? 4. Do you drink by yourself? 5. Do you have memory lapses after drinking? 6. Do you find other people slow to finish their drinks? 7. Do you drink every day? 8. Do you have an alcoholic beverage in the morning? If you have answers yes to 3 or more of this questions then the extremely cautious, you may have a problem. Hope this helps!
2007-03-28 00:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Julia 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Alcoholics have an allergy or chemical imbalance in their body so that when an alcoholic takes even one drink, the phenomenon of craving kicks in and they have no defense or control over alcohol and will continue to drink whether they want to or not. A drunk is just someone who has consumed too much alcohol for the evening, but will wake up the next day and not even think about taking another drink, at least for a while.
2007-03-28 00:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by bichomau1965 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Winos seem to be the ones choking on vomit. Sad but true. Beer is much more pleasant. I also enjoy a little tequila and whiskey. I will take a glass of wine when offered but mostly use it for flavouring when Kahlua isn't available. Absolutely cannot stand rum at all. Gin is nice with ice and lemon.
Now some enjoy alcohol and others abuse it. I believe in moderation. Tried being a vegetarian for nearly two years off and on and ended up with low iron levels and colds all the time. Then I just had this urge for a roast beef sandwich and stopped in an Arby's. I hardly ever eat at Arby's. Only in the dead of winter do I eat junk food on a regular basis. Eating out is all there is to do. After that, I ate a double burger from Burger King. Just had to have some red meat.
2007-03-28 00:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
alcoholism-a chronic disorder characterized by dependence on alcohol, repeated excessive use of alcoholic beverages, the development of withdrawal symptoms on reducing or ceasing intake, morbidity that may include cirrhosis of the liver, and decreased ability to function socially and vocationally.
drunk-an intoxicated person
2007-03-28 00:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A drunk drinks alot to have fun, but it does not affect their daily lives. An alcoholic is someone that drink and can not control their daily lives because of their drinking problem
2007-03-28 00:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
A drunk may be someone who just occasionally goes to a club or bar, even party and has alot to drink ...acting in a way of being drunk.....
An alcoholic is someone who drinks on a daily basis...needing this substance, unable to cope without drinking alcohol.
2007-03-28 00:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by lillanigyrl 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Alcoholics go to meetings.
2007-03-28 00:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A drunk can't function. An alcoholic can.
2007-03-28 00:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
A drunk keeps on drinking without admitting he has a problem. An alcoholic admits he's one, and then keeps drinking.
2007-03-28 00:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by honest_funny_charlie 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
One's drunk and ones alcoholic!
2007-03-28 00:26:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋