and found out that my girlfriend had used all of my mayonaise as sex lube when she was banging her exboyfriend. I politely asked her to go to the store and get me some more. She then told me to get my own jar of mayonaise, and leave her alone cause she needed a nap.
I just can't make a sandwich without mayo so I went to the the store and grabbed some. Was I out of line?
2007-03-27 17:10:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
huh?!?!? how would you be outa line? she was just cranky cuz she needed her nap. duuuh
2007-03-27 17:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by Miss K.V. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is truly one of the dumbest things i have ever heard. I can not believe i wasted my time reading that. is it that hard to run out to the store and grab some mayo? And what kinda person uses that as lube? That just nasty.
2007-03-28 00:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
all u cared about was the mayo was gone and not the fact that u were being cheated on? OMG u r the cats' pajamas,hunny....all of us undersexed ladies need to meet a man like u....lol
2007-03-28 00:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by myninny54 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez man - I would have really given it to her - something along the lines of you b*tch, how dare you do that to me, what do you think the bottle of ranch dressing is for.
Dont cop that again ... and keep a spare mayo in the cupboard.
2007-03-28 00:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by zappafan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm yes! you're not supposed to catar to your girlfriends needs who's cheating on you with someone else. you tell the whore to get off of your couch and out of your house and she now owes you a jar of Mayo! sheesh. you have to be the man in the relationship. don't just roll over.
2007-03-28 00:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by Suya 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow, thats disgusting but most of me tells me what you say isnt true. and if it was then you and your girlfriend have got some serious issues i would suggest seeing a psychiatrist for.
2007-03-29 21:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? Mishhy ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't even react that she was cheating on you. I would kick her *** out the door and say good riddance! Get a backbone buddy!
2007-03-28 00:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by dazed&confused 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That some funny ****! Kick er *** to the curb!
2007-03-28 00:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by krusty477 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really a mayo person...
2007-03-29 11:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by pyro_bs6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you weren't out of line. She needs to respect your things and if she uses them, she should replace them. Gross!
2007-03-28 00:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Shanna h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋