A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord, I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen....God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put the groceries away, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cats litterbox and bathed the dog. By now it was already 1pm and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. (con't...)
2007-03-27 17:09:58 · 10 answers · asked by QDPie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling the potatioes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.After supper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: (con't...)
2007-03-27 17:13:09 · update #1
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were."
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
2007-03-27 17:13:51 · update #2
ROTFLOL!!!!! I LUV THE LAST PART!!!! U JUST MADE MY NIGHT!!!! 10/10 PERFECT!!!!
2007-03-27 17:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends at the unique guy and lady in query however I suppose ladies ordinarily have a tougher lifestyles. Women ought to manage sexism, durations, being pregnant, baby delivery, guys. Females are taught from a tender age that appears are the main factor to have in case you wish to reap in lifestyles despite the fact that the message is not direct the message continues to be in all places. If a girl isn't bodily beautiful she is dealt with much less. Fear in their chest now not being colossal ample(Men have the worry in their penis now not being colossal ample however their penis does not typically exhibit via their apparel or is not there for the entire international to peer) A lot of stress to be ultimate. Women are more commonly those who ought to deal with the kids, blank, prepare dinner, and so forth and espcially if they're a unmarried mom and dealing that could make it much more demanding. The salaries of ladies are nonetheless decrease than guys for the identical process/paintings. Typically the sufferers of sexual assualt and abuse. But like I mentioned it is determined by who the person and lady is. Some guys will have is tougher than a few ladies. And no I could now not difference to be the reverse intercourse.
2016-09-05 18:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, but it still rates 10+ and a star!
2007-03-27 17:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....how true! (don't know what your last word means tho....sorry, my native language isn't English)
Edit to add : LMAO....love your latest additions!!
2007-03-27 17:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she would have to be a good wife to do all her duties everyday without complait where do you find these women lol
2007-03-27 17:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by unkalgav 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, I like this!
2007-03-27 18:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by yehaa yahoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!! funny 10/10!!!
2007-03-27 17:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb men. they complain, and look what women have to go through. women have to go through child birth too!
2007-03-27 17:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by (Beautiful Disaster) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-27 18:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Truly hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :)
2007-03-27 17:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋