I want to diss people that have been buttheads at my school like shelby burnett. (basically i just want some burns and disses plz)
2007-03-27 16:48:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Anything I just want to diss some whore$ and $luts but I also want other burns for furthe reference.
2007-03-27 16:54:16 · update #1
wow I like all of ya'lls thanx but I want to get more because I REALLY despise this girl.
2007-03-27 17:03:02 · update #2
hey cookie do u know the shelby burnett from oklahoma??? XP
2007-03-27 17:06:27 · update #3
I'm stupid sorry never mind.
2007-03-27 17:12:25 · update #4
Hmm.....got some.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Your mind is so open, ideas pass through it.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
and the classic.
Hey, Go F.U.C.K yourself
2007-03-27 16:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Xiphos 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Ibanez42 and cookie on them jokes. they are funny. But the best get back is looking at them "butt-heads" in the face and smiling. Tell her, her boyfriend don't complain about your looks considering the fact he at your house every night. that's a good one if she has a boyfriend. But don't lose focus in school. And good luck in kicking a**.
2007-03-27 17:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥♥ H☮TMAMA ♥♥♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must have eaten an extra bowl of STUPID this morning.
Substitute STUPID with:
FAT
UGLY
IGNORANT
LOSER
BUTT-HEAD
Hey, I know Shelby Burnett, she is my niece... I agree with you whole heartily. Tell her Cookie says HI!... LOL
2007-03-27 16:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Umm can you give us a situation? I am pretty sure I have tons of disses lol. OKay I GOT one. BUT you have to burn them first. Then quickly say, "Do you need ice with that? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!!!" That will shut them up! enjoy
2007-03-27 16:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask her if she would sleep with a nerd for a million dollars. then if she says yes, say,"so u agree that you're a whore?" i got another! okay. "it's tough being the only person with a brain in this conversation." "i love your hair! what did u use? a slut iron?" "choir was singing until they saw u. now u know why they scream."
u like them?
2007-03-27 17:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by (Beautiful Disaster) 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hey gurl. im gonna ask the same question and we'll put our answers together so we know twice as much for that little slitch! haha, that's funny about cookie. kinda ironic!
2007-03-28 02:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by marina 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a silly one, but...
If someone asks "What can I get for $___?", say "Your mom!"
I said that to someone today in the lunch line. :]
2007-03-27 16:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by anon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
supersonic idiotic brain infected disconnected double decker ding dong.
2007-03-27 16:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so old when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.
2007-03-27 16:51:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gas burns stuff pretty good and guns work too ,,, jus ask shelly to be your friend lol...kindess kills
2007-03-27 16:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by wooba goomba green teeth 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋