The atheists have tricked us into believing that the world isn't flat. You can drive for miles and it is obvious that this planet that god created is not globe-shaped. They have tricked us in to thinking the Earth moves. We say the sun moves across the sky because that's what it does! Your eyes don't trick you. It looks like the sun revolves around the Earth because it does. They have tricked you into believing that gravity holds us down when we all know that god holds us down. And now many Christians also believe in the devil's religion of evolution. What's next? How do we stop this madness and save this Christian nation?
2007-03-27 16:18:58 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Science wins... nothing religious about it.
2007-03-27 16:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
This seems to be a fairly obvious lampoon, but it leaves me with a question: in what way does mockery help your position? There is a large number of intelligent, thinking people who happen to also be believers in Christianity. If we are deceived, do you really suppose that such vitriol as this will lead us out into the light of clear thinking?
If this is not your intent, then I have to question why it means enough to you to waste your time and vent your spleen like this. If you are an intelligent person only motivated by logic, then why do I detect such emotionalism behind your questions? Have you been snubbed by supposed Christians? If this is the case, logic would seem to dictate that your complaint is against the specific people who mistreated you, not against the entire Christian faith nor against all Christians.
I know of no Christian who believes that atheists have "tricked us" into any of the things you advocate, and erecting a strawman like this only serves to make you look pitiful and misinformed. Incidentally, this is not now, nor was it ever, a Christian nation. The truth is that a large number of people colonized America to flee the church of England. Some wanted freedom TO worship, some wanted freedom FROM worship.
Peace - may you find it. Just don't try to convince me that you are motivated by anything other than some sort of blind loathing.
2007-03-27 16:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The atheists, and some non-committal individuals assert their black magics and hocus-pocus and lure others to the dark side with cookies. One should not lead an ostrich away from the sand, one should help it find softer sand to bury its head deeper so they dont have to fall prey to the insane heretic rantings of life. After all, the book they use specifically states the way it is, unless you interpret it differently and ignore most of what it originally said because it is good for preaching but not to follow. Superstitions such as a round earth and rotation around the sun should be nothing short of torture and witch craft. Any good christian knows the best way to see if another is a witch is to toss them in the water and if they drown, they certainly were a witch. Jeez.
However, I firmly believe Christianity needs to stay in our society. Ever seen what happens to those that become president of a states movement to ban religion from our existence? If not, google ACLU Virginia Ex-president's morality.
2007-03-27 16:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by nuk k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of the things you say are not beliefs in Christianity. I think you are just making fun of Christianity, and that is not cool. But to answer your question, this is not a Christian nation. People claim it but it's not. Christianity is a life, not just something you "believe" in - which is the view of most people in America. Also, the athiests are not winning. The victory was won when Jesus died on the cross and rose. God won.
2007-03-27 16:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First go to the refer get a tall cold one out than grab last nights, nice cold pizza, and nuke it. Now have a set and drink the brew and eat the pizza while watching CNN or some other station that improves ones thought process for a few weeks than try again >>>>> See ya later and have fun ++ remember God Bless you.
2007-03-27 16:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by S.O.S. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are a Christian you know that it is the devil's world. Why would you think things are suppose to be wonderful ? Pull your head out and show some respect to Jehovah .
2007-03-27 16:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by westhighland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit late to do much, the Moslems are taking over. They have Holland, France, Germany and England, and take a look at Newark NJ, the loudspeakers are used in the streets calling the moslems to prayer. So wake up pal.
2007-03-27 16:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Tinribs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oddly enough, as an empiricist I have to say that I do not know for a fact the world is round (or indeed an oblate spheroid). There's plenty of evidence for it though, if you use your brain and your eyes. Just look at the horizon next time you are at the sea.
2007-03-27 16:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, the Bible states that the earth is round and that it travels through space. It doesn't say anything about "the gods holding us down." Perhaps you should try reading it.
2007-03-27 16:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by David S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Build a time machine and travel back to The Early 14th Century. You'll be happier there.
2007-03-27 16:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already told you. The atheists are responsible for the flat earth theory. They love creating fictional stories about how dumb someone else is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth
2007-03-27 16:22:59 · answer #11 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋