THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
WELL, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
2007-03-27 14:57:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i love it
2007-03-27 15:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by smiley9815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that one made me lol oh my that's the best i have heard all day now my co-workers are looking at me cause they think i am crazy that was hysterical, you got a star
2007-03-27 22:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's hilarious!!!! Got anymore?
2007-03-27 22:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEW ONE. NVR HEARD 8/10
2007-03-27 23:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha that was very good 9/10
2007-03-27 22:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Cheerup782 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres another verson three men
2007-03-31 15:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
old one but still funny.
2007-03-27 22:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nvr heard it lol
2007-03-27 22:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha⥠star!
2007-03-27 22:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a good writer..keep them coming...;-)
2007-03-27 22:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋