My money is on Chuck Norris.
2007-03-27 14:52:07 · 17 answers · asked by Armund Steel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How could anyone say ANYTHING other than "CHUCK NORRIS!!"?
2007-03-27 14:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.
Jack Bauer would win!
2007-03-27 15:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it can be an excellent strive against yet Chuck Norris in my opinion could win with a roundhouse kick to the face! Walker Texas Ranger hhmmmm..... what if jack and Mr. T or hulk Hogan were given into it...... some human beings get fortunate and kill 2 birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed 4 birds with 0.5 a stone. what's that? you say there is not any such ingredient as 0.5 a stone? The 4 useless birds did not imagine so both.
2016-12-02 22:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking this in the "religion and spirituality" category? Besides, Chuck Norris is a human and Jack Bauer is a character in a television series.
And to top it all off, both Chuck and Kiefer are Chrisitans -
2007-03-27 15:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by whathappentothisnation 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As much as I like Jack Bauer, I'm with you:Chuck Norris. He's like an icon. So familiar. Almost like a member of your family.
2007-03-27 14:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice. Can Jack Bauer do that? I don't think so...
2007-03-27 14:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy! chuck norris would give jack bauer a round-house kick to the face, and that would be the end of it. geez, is this even a question? ;)
2007-03-27 14:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by jljljljljljljljljljl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, and you guessed it, with a round house kick!
2007-03-27 14:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack Bauer! I love 24!!!
2007-03-27 14:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Kaitlyn. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris. what does jack know that could stand chuck hammering.
2007-03-27 15:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by implosion13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he moves Earth DOWN. o_O
2007-03-27 14:54:30 · answer #11 · answered by Fool on the Hill 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋