I'm am ten years of age. I was sitting in the kitchen eating a fluffernutter butter sandwich just the other day when my father came home smelling of what I like to clean my cuts with. I figured maybe he had a big ouchie inside and drank it all up but it made him feel very funny. And very funny he felt indeed. When my mommy came into the kitchen to put me to bed my father began yelling, "you stupid cu*t, what are you doing? This isn't even your child eating a fluffernutter butter sandwich, you know very well that he was adopted! He's not even mine! How does that make sense?" He then proceeded to empty the cutlery drawer and throw every knife he could find at her head. Even the vegetable peeler. My mother is nimble just like Jack and the Candlestick but was unable to avoid the Japanese butcher knife that hit her square in the leg. She ran from the house screaming and hasn't been back for eight days. Daddy said he took her to the airport to go on a looooong vacation. What I do
2007-03-27 14:14:53 · 12 answers · asked by Justin T 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I'd be VERY nice to daddy
2007-03-27 14:17:53 · answer #1 · answered by superwomen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe this is for real. You say that your ten years of age, yet your grammar is way advanced for a ten year old. I wish mine would write as well, using comma's etc.
If this is a joke then you should hide your head in the sand and be very ashamed. If you do a search on my name you will noticed that I am one of those people that did have to live in a life that you describe.
I've been abused, sexually, physically, mentally, and even got pregnant and gave birth to a child that died a few hours before. It's nothing to joke about. With this kind of post you can send someone realing in memories. It is just not cool and you should be ashamed. *Shaking my head* I can not believe I even wasted my time writing
You'll probably laugh at this too and make a joke. But you know people that get kicks out of someone else's pain is very sick. And eventually will come back to bite you where you just might not like it.
2007-03-27 14:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Terri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you think this is funny it is not. You are not 10 years old you are a grown man making a okay i'll amitt it's funny but stupid joke. If you make a joke put it in the jokes section some people might actually take this seriously.
2007-03-27 14:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by kidwhoknowsit 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg! u better get help nd y r u on Y!A if ur 10. mmm...oo well anyways go to the guidance councelors at skool and c if they can help u out. bkuz im sure dat dei can. iight. Good Luck! Lub ya♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
2007-03-27 14:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by =) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha... ha?
If I ever met a ten year old as well-worded as you are, I'd pass out. Seriously.
2007-03-27 14:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Delvala 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF- I hope that this is a joke but if it is not then you need to tell another adult that you can trust what happened like a teacher or a police officer, and until then be a very good kid and dont tell him that you told on him. Good Luck
2007-03-27 14:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by Brandi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think of in Europe they deliver about the knife interior the left, fork interior the main appropriate and below no circumstances lay it down. we are taught in u . s . a . to shrink with the main appropriate, lay the knife part on the plate, pass fork to eat with the main appropriate hand.
2016-11-23 20:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm seriously i think you need to go to the police asap or tell someone at school tomorrow.
watch yourself though
=(
2007-03-27 14:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u seriously think its god damn funni puttin on stories of wat u can huh??
We ppl answer ur questions to somehow help u in a kind way.. know that first!!
Don lie if u don't know how to!!
2007-03-27 14:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by sUnseT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the cops
2007-03-27 14:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋