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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2007-03-27 13:03:09 · 33 answers · asked by MAC29 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Shofishorts you win (sorry if i spelled your name wrong)! Tomorrow i will do the same at 7:00 P.M. Sho, your answer will be chosen as best in about 4 hours. Thank you all for playing and good night!

2007-03-27 13:11:39 · update #1

33 answers

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-03-27 13:06:29 · answer #1 · answered by Sofishortss 3 · 13 0

The woman is a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-03-27 13:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by WhAtEvEr 2 · 0 0

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-03-27 13:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-03-27 13:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She shot her husband with breastmilk, held him underwater while he had a snorkel, and hangs him by his 2 arms, in a kinky sex machine. Then he gets a towel, dries off, puts clothes on, and they go out to dinner.

2007-03-27 13:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by grantaloon27 2 · 0 0

She has 2 husbands

2007-03-27 13:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by beautiful 2 · 0 1

Poison from a blow fish, or stem cell research or, shot him in the leg, hung him for a few seconds, pulls husband up just before he would have drowned.

2007-03-27 13:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The woman is a photographer

2007-03-27 13:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by VTSOXFAN 4 · 2 0

Women was a photographer. She shot a picture, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2007-03-27 13:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by jacobm_24 2 · 3 0

she shot a picture of her husband, develops the picture under water, and hangs the picture.

2007-03-27 13:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by slee_fairy 2 · 0 0

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