who knows any mexican jokes?

Question

not like pepito or any of those...jokes that deal with the Mexican race

Answer 1

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother’s names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
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Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What’s in the bags?"

"Senior, It’s only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we’ll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose’s shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn’t show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you’re smuggling something. For a year it’s driven me crazy. It’s all I can think about... I can’t get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I’m beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

Answer 2

This Mexican goes to a bar and orders a beer ,a few minutes later he yells out the door"green side up" after a few more beers and him yelling "green side up" the bar tender asks what all the yelling is about, the Mexican says" I just hired these white guys to plant some trees ,and I have to remind them which side goes up".

Answer 3

An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are on-board an airplane. The plane starts having engine trouble, and the pilot turns to the passengers and says, "We're way overloaded - this plane will only be able to land with one passenger. I've set it on autopilot - good luck boys!". And with that, the pilot opens the door and jumps out with the only parachute.

The Englishman looks around, steps to the door, shouts "God save the Queen!", and jumps out. The Frenchman shouts, "Vive la France!", and jumps out. The American grabs the Mexican, kicks him out, and shouts, "Remember the Alamo!".

Answer 4

why doesnt mexico win any medals in the olympics ?


all of them that can run jump and swim are in usa

Answer 5

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Answer 6

bunnies monkeys lol!!!