The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," replied Little Johnny. Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
2007-03-27 12:56:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahaha ... omg =0)
2007-03-27 13:02:38 · answer #1 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rude, but funny. Haha. Actually, this one is pretty tame compared to some of the "Little Johnny" jokes I've heard within the last year or so.
2007-03-27 13:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea. he's this sort of hottie. he has this dangerous boy appear to him and it simply makes him scorching. additionally he constantly performs weirdo roles in films and he does an pleasant activity of gambling the loopy drug addict or weirdo chocolate manufacturing unit guy..the ones are simply the superb roles from him.
2016-09-05 18:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-03-27 13:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty bad but still good. haha
2007-03-27 13:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE!!>>HAHAHA!!!.....dat was reely guuud!...dat boy sure noes a LOT of things!...did u teach him dat???sry!..jst kiddin!...bye!!!....pick me fr da bst ans...da others dont enjoy jokes as much as I do!
2007-03-27 13:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-03-27 13:19:32 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NASTY how old is little johnny?
2007-03-27 13:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by casey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh wow ok
2007-03-27 13:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by glenbrook0506 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny/gross it's all good. LOL, that was pretty good.
2007-03-27 13:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋