A turkey was chatting to a bull:
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," replied the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull, "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after earing some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of this story....Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. ;)
2007-03-27 12:53:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a story with a moral fidgety.
Reminds me of what my old boss used to say about people who wanted to get to the top of the tree without any thought for anyone else.I quote.
" They would stand on the balls of the fellow below them to lick the ar-e of the fellow above them."
I never did get to the top of the tree fidgety!
2007-03-27 23:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
alot of truth behind that just because your at the top of your career doesnt mean you can slack off and do nothing
2007-03-28 06:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, very true :) lol!
That turkey wouldnt have tasted very nice. very earthy. :)
Alternate morale to the story......"Eat sh*t and die"
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2007-03-28 09:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋