A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have s**, then I have breakfast, then I have s** again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have s** twice more, then I have lunch, then I have s** all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day." So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven." Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
2007-03-27 12:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So what else Has Fred been doing several times a day? He is a rabbit now you know!
2007-03-27 12:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Cute! 8/10!
2007-03-27 19:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, 9 out of 10
2007-03-27 20:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by gub gub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to be a rabbit then!
2007-03-27 19:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! that was so funny!!! id give it a 9/10 though.
2007-03-27 19:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by *cough cough* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats really cute..ill have to remember that one..:O)
2007-03-27 19:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Nikkib 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-03-27 19:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by casey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SILLY WABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!!
2007-03-27 19:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was hilarious!
2007-03-27 19:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by somegirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH ..... HILARIOUS =0)
2007-03-27 19:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋