my favorite is:
when chuck norris jumps in water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets chuck norrised
2007-03-27 12:49:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there isn't endangered animals... just animals chuck norris allows to live.
2007-03-27 12:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by .K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head.
2007-03-27 12:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris allowed you to live long enough to make that post. Now be worried.
2007-03-27 12:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
2007-03-27 12:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by Wolverine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some guys like to pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee is name in the concrete.
2007-03-27 12:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by like a fox 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isn't do push ups. He is pushing the world. ^_^
2007-03-27 12:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hands down: So chuck norris recently vacationed on the virgin islands. yeah, they're now the islands
2007-03-27 18:18:52 · answer #7 · answered by pitmaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not really a joke but here it is- Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer
2007-03-27 12:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like the classic
"fcuking chuck norris"
hahaha me && my friends just say that when were mad
2007-03-27 12:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock who's there....chuck norris.
2007-03-27 12:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by krumpmaster terrell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋