A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." "Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"
2007-03-27 12:47:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. keep tellin jokes, u good at it
2007-03-27 12:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! LOL!! 9 out of 10, it's funny but I dont know John Wayne!
2007-03-27 19:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by nami-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i expected the ending to be funnier. sorry 4 out of 10
2007-03-27 19:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-27 19:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the price is cheap you better believe so is the merchandise!
2007-03-27 19:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm not that funny cause i dont understand ... sorry =0(
2007-03-27 19:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's so funny i'm cracking up!!!
2007-03-27 19:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was funny. good luck.
2007-03-27 19:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-03-27 19:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
2007-03-27 19:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋