One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2007-03-27 12:33:17 · 23 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol :()
A biker chick is sitting at a bar drinking beer. every time she lifts her arm to knock one back, she reveals she has an incredibly hairy armpit. A drunk at the other end of the bar watches her in fascination. Eventually he turns to the barman and says, "Say, I'd like to buy that ballerina a drink."
"What makes you think she's a ballerina?" replies the barman.
"Hell, says the drunk, "Any gal who can raise her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"
Having problems as well with internet connection - keeps going off 8(
2007-03-27 13:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are still good!
A drunk bloke phoned the police and told them he was in his car and somebody had nicked the steering wheel the front panel and radio and the gear lever!
Then, suddenly, he said "oh no, sorry. ofisher, I got in the back by mistake!
2007-03-27 19:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like that!!
Reminds me of what Randy Marsh (on southpark) replied when he was DUI and pulled over.
"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
2007-03-27 20:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by Mojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sad! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 19:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! wow that sounds like something my friends and I would try! i wonder if that guy got arrested though....
2007-03-27 19:44:12 · answer #5 · answered by Smile it's Sarah!! =] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking and driving is not a joke, or riddle. It's called a death wish, if your lucky, if your not it's called murder. No Ha ha's to be found here thankyou.
2007-03-27 19:41:08 · answer #6 · answered by mld m 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmfao that was very funny. thank you for makeing me laugh lots on this wedcnesday morning.
2007-03-28 04:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny!
2007-03-27 19:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a joke level its funny, but really a very bad thing to do.
2007-03-28 06:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol hahahah that was so funny, that was a good one you get a star
2007-03-27 20:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋