The pilot says, "There are four of us, and only three parachutes, and since I'm the pilot, I get one,", grabs one and jumps out.
The co-pilot says, "I haven't found God yet. I can't die," and he grabs a parachute, and jumps out.
Rosie says, "Millions need me for my show.", grabs the last parachute, and jumps out.
Then Trump grabbed a parachute, jumped out and thought, "If I dive fast enough, I can grab my backpack back from Rosie."
2007-03-27 12:27:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 12:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA HA!! This was great. Too bad there were 3 chutes and not just 2.
2007-03-27 12:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Feline05 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it. when you choose the best answer, will you explain? ok never mind. i probally dont even want to know!
2007-03-27 13:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Linzi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one..
but since when would they be on the same plane?!?
2007-03-27 12:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he have toupee for his lunch?
2007-03-27 12:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha rosie is stupid
2007-03-27 12:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-27 12:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not friendly...funny ....not friendly.
2007-03-27 12:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!
2007-03-27 12:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by KiRbY<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋