Two women friends are out for a Girls Night Out, and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you"
2007-03-27 12:25:15 · 2 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tricky good one....but you're at it again....one of my old ones
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A drunk staggers in a Catholic church late one night and collapses in the confessional. Next morning he's awoken by the sound of the priest entering the cubicle next to him. The priest addresses hin though the grille. "Good morning son. What can I do for you?"
"You got here just in time," replies the drunk..."Could you pass over some toilet paper?"
When did Pinocchio realise he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
2007-03-27 12:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i asked this question yesterday
2007-03-27 19:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋