In days of old all the good knights were leaving for town on a crusade. One of the noblest knights told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible tragedy if no man could have her should something happen to me. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt and should I not return tfrom the Crusade, be sure she marries another.
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town, the column of knights halted.
A horseman approached....it was the knight's friend. He was yelling, "Wait, "Wait!! - you gave me the wrong key!"
2007-03-27 12:24:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe!
There's a 24 hour locksmith on the highstreet.
I'd have been straight into the yellow pages. :)
x
2007-03-28 00:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A case of a friend in need is a pest indeed fidgety!
He must have thought Dame Fortune was smiling on him.Pity it turned out to be her daughter Miss Fortune!!!!
2007-03-27 23:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wish i was the knights friend, lucky sod. Good joke, have a star. x
2007-03-27 21:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that means the wife and his best friend were already friendly beforehand, or he is really quick at getting into a married woman's pants
2007-03-27 12:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 8/10.
2007-03-27 12:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ex sir lent lol
2007-03-27 12:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shows that you can never trust your best friend!
2007-03-27 12:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha what a pal
he got his gal
and they lived happily everafter erm let me think about that one
2007-03-27 12:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ken M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah....... I think I'd pick a new Best Friend!
2007-03-27 12:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ok it took me a min to get it.
2007-03-27 13:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋