Poor Mildred
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and end up becoming a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn of her hearts exact location.
"Since you are a woman", the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her foot.
2007-03-27 12:15:59 · 22 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha, the old bags **** hung down to her feet
2007-03-27 12:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ladies let this be a lesson to you all ALWAYS, ALWAYS wear a bra! you're going to need all that support later in life as poor Mildred found out! Don't be a Mildred!
2007-03-27 19:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good.
100/10
2007-03-27 21:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,Haha
Thanks for the laugh;)
(they must not have had support bras in Mildred's day!)
2007-03-27 19:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww, poor Mildred. You may be old and saggy yourself, one day!
2007-03-27 19:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 19:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you have nothing better to do than to alter the last line,!!
Couldn't you think of a different one.
kinda boring second time around.
2007-03-27 19:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knee was funny - Foot was just going to far! Nice try though! lol :-)
2007-03-27 19:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I get it! That's kinda rude, but funny!
2007-03-27 19:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That is a classic! love it!
2007-03-27 19:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by KiRbY<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋