It doesnt matter if its blonde or offensive or anything else
2007-03-27 12:08:37 · 10 answers · asked by heyyall 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK heres a good one, a person walks up to a nurse and says
"Excuse me could you tell me how the patient is doing in room number 450 on the fifth floor?" The nurse says certainly,
then after a few minutes the nurse came back and said "The
Patient is doing well, his Surgery was a great success!".Then The man responded " thank you very much for you're help I appreciate it greatly!". Then the Nurse responds " Excuse me but are you the relative of the Patient"?. Then The man Responded "Relative?? what relative?. I am the Patient who wanted to know How was I Doing?!!".
2007-03-27 12:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jairo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the National Forests of Alaska, a tourist guide was addressing a group of holidaymakers about the dangers of hiking in grizzly bear territory. He warned: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quite along the trails in the hope of viewing wildlife, unexpectedly stumble into bears. The resulting surprise can be disastrous. To avoid this, we suggest that hikers should wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. Finally, exercise added caution when you spot signs of bears in the area, particularly when you see bear droppings.
One tourist asked, "How do you identify bear droppings?"
"Easy," Explained the guide. "They're the ones with all the tiny bells in them!"
2007-03-27 12:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by al5645al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a Mama joke just a joke not to you.
Ur Mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Heres an old one no one likes no more.
Ur mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Ur mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
Remember just all jokes.
2007-03-27 12:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by manardodude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall. DAM
2007-03-27 12:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by betty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the brown and sticky joke is way better the second time
2007-03-27 12:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my favorite riddle:
Q: What can you do with a legless dog?
A: Take it for a drag.
2007-03-27 13:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by clicksqueek 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a small pet newt!
I called him Tiny
Because he was minute!
2007-03-27 12:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two blondes in the freezer?
Frosted flakes!!!!!!heee heee heee
2007-03-27 12:13:58 · answer #8 · answered by leroux3s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
2007-03-27 12:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
{From a girl's prospective.}
Never let your mother comb your hair, when she's mad at dad!
2007-03-27 12:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋