An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely nak ed and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the room at top speed, rips off her robe and yells, SUPER P*SSY!!! The man looks at her and says "I'll have the soup!"
2007-03-27 12:06:58 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(soup or p*ssy!)
2007-03-27 12:07:54 · update #1
lol :)
Tricky....What's the difference between a p*ssy and a grill?
Nobody minds if you stab their sausage with a fork before you put it in your grill. :)
Why is a bicycle better than a man?....
You can ride your bike for as long as you like, and it won't get there before you.
A bicycle never complains at having to wear rubber tyres.
Nothing goes soft on a bicycle that a bicycle pump won't fix.:)
2007-03-27 12:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million) have you ever eaten grits? uh, no yet have had something like it. 2) have you ever eaten venison(deer meat)? nope - im vegetarian 3) have you ever traveled in a united states different than your individual? confident - italy and canada 4) have you ever met a Hollywood celeb? i've got self belief so... 5) have you ever swam in the sea/sea? yep :) 6) What language(s) do you talk? english, and slightly spanish and slightly hebrew 7) what's your fave television practice? umm, something on food community - i like to prepare dinner!!!! :D great survey!
2016-12-08 12:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 12:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha awwwww siiiicccckk
2007-03-27 12:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK not as funny as some.
2007-03-27 12:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol excellent very funny
2007-03-27 12:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beaver not on the menu then?
2007-03-27 12:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! yuk....but toooooo funny.
2007-03-27 12:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youve done better
2007-03-27 12:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! A CLASSIC! LOVE IT!!!
2007-03-27 12:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by KiRbY<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋