For the last few years I have managed to catch out my partner, with the help & colusion of our son (now aged 12) & sometimes my older son ( a lot older, but not often contactable). We've done fake parking tickets, rats/mice in the wardrobes etc & I want something NOT dangerous, spiteful or elaborate, just funny but believable at the time.
2007-03-27 12:06:28 · 5 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Been sent to school an hour early once. Stole the jelly tubs from the school dinner trolley o there ws only ice cream for everyone. Was peeing pink for a week after that.
2007-03-27 12:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago my boyfriend had a cockatiel. On the night before I covered the bird up, but before I did I put a white cadburys mini egg in the bottom of the cage. The next morning I made sure I uncovered the bird. As I did I said "Very funny, You have to get up early to catch me out on April Fools" when he asked me What I was on about I said about the egg on the cage floor. He tried to convince me that he hadn't put it there and he was actually convinced the bird had laid the egg. He got it out and said that it was still warm. I kept a straight face as he phoned his mate to see what to do with it. He was so excited. I left him for an hour before I told him.
Last year I put all the clocks in the house forward an hour. Even the alarm clocks. It had my mom confused until she decided to look on teletext on the tv. It's the first year that I've managed to get my mom, she's always the one that gets everyone else.
2007-03-30 20:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
painting a zebra crossing across a motorway at 3am in the morning, with cardboard beacons, and white lines in water based emulsion paint, then sitting on a nearby hillside and watching the morning rush-hour slow down to cross it.
the police came next, and looked at it, removing the cardboard beacons, but the crossing was there for a few days before rain removed it.
Got my partner, by buying a wheel of a Renault car from a scrap merchant, and four wheels (was going to Germany for Christmas's in her car, so needed winter tyres... but put the tyres on the drive with bricks, and the steering wheel, and woke her up and said the car had been stolen, it was so funny, and I kept a straight face for 20 minutes, even got her best mate to pretend to be a police woman, and ask her details about the car. she stood in the driveway in her dressing gown having an argument with the 'copper' about how they had stole the car and left the tyres and steering wheel, and she was not a hoax caller wasting police time.
Getting same partner drunk, and moving the bedroom out into the garden under a canopy, and putting drunk partner into bed, and letting her wake up, and telling her that she had moved the bed out in the middle of the night when she was drunk, but she only fell for it for ten minutes, because of my joke gthe year before, so she now spends april 1st A HER MUMS HOUSE..lol
2007-03-27 19:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I rang my next door neighbour up at work (he was male) ::::::::::::: confirming the booking of two house guests for the weekend (we lived by the coast so it was plausible) who booked through a gay magazine !!!!!!::::
I used to take his wife to work , so the next day was most enjoyable ????? I did"nt let on until the evening !!!
2007-03-28 00:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago, I went told my ex-boyfriend (boyfriend at the time) that I wanted to break up with him because it wasn’t working out. He was confused and about was about to cry when I told him “HAPPY FOOLS DAY” and boy--- man wasn’t happy at me (who wouldn’t be?). I admitted that it was a VERY bad joke and have never done it since!!!!
SMILE!!!
2007-03-27 19:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋