Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the auctioneer guy wants to buy Mom."
2007-03-27 12:02:37 · 3 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one :) bit of horseplay there Tricky
2007-03-28 08:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt see it. That was pretty funny.
2007-03-28 07:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by ice_purple969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt u ask this already?
2007-03-27 12:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋