2007-03-27 11:51:02 · 5 answers · asked by jay e 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat, when she went to Japan for vacation, all of the Japanese citizens pointed at her and screamed, "Godjira, godjira!!!"
2007-03-27 12:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her but and started singin' i feel the power!!
Or, Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started singin we are family even though you are fatter than me!!!
Also, Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
P.S. I know, I know the last one is old!!
2007-03-27 19:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much as i love everyones mother .....i have to share these with you...your mama is so fat her blood type is rocky road, your mama is so skinny she could hoola hoop with a cheerio, your so ugly when your mama had you the doctor slapped her! haha i think these are harsh but so hilarious!
2007-03-27 19:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by jeana k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat that when she takes a shower only her toe gets wet
2007-03-28 02:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother's so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
2007-03-27 19:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋