be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Johhny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
2007-03-27 11:47:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL excellant.
2007-03-27 11:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a really funny joke. Lol hilarious. Omgsh i thought it was going to be dumb thats a nice way of manipulating a teacher into saying something wrong.
2007-03-27 11:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by peanut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that little Johnny is a very wise boy
2007-03-27 11:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-27 13:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow smart kid. LOL that makes senses
2007-03-27 11:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Opal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-27 12:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still very funny lol
2007-03-27 11:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-03-27 11:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by shane 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-03-27 11:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by hyper29 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo GOOD ONEEE hahahaha
2007-03-27 11:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋