2007-03-27 11:45:55 · 17 answers · asked by pollywollydoda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, what is it? Ha Ha!
2007-03-27 12:48:17 · update #1
Phone number, that is!?
2007-03-27 12:48:54 · update #2
They already have boyfriends.
2007-03-27 11:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sierra S 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
9 TYPES OF BOYFRIENDS
1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ***
3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams
6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a B**ch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life
7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused
8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but ..." Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"
9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction
2007-03-27 12:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 22:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by meran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all the good-looking ones are jerks!
Find an average-looking man, and he'll be more likely to be sensitive & caring.
2007-03-27 11:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Cause they're gay, honey. But keep looking. By the time you're 40, you'll swear that men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, and all the available ones are handicapped.
2007-03-27 11:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by bullwinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because maybe there is not a lot out there. i mean that is caring sensitive and good looking.
2007-03-27 11:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a trick question?
Just kidding. It's not! It's just that the guys that are perfect for you are the one's you would never expect!
2007-03-27 11:49:31 · answer #7 · answered by blackninjagal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caws they don't exist like Santa clause
2007-03-27 11:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Saf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bc men like that are in love with other men
2007-03-27 11:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause you are only looking at the ones around you.
2007-03-28 05:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they dont flant it, theyre not loud about it, and the loud ones are so out and about that you get tricked. also your looking in the wrong category
2007-03-27 12:10:09 · answer #11 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋