A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food."
The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"
The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-03-27 11:36:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, eats shoots and leaves, i had to read that twice
good one
2007-03-27 11:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,funny,funny!
2007-03-27 19:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by tinkerbellrox29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, thats an old one!
2007-03-27 18:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by m. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....
2007-03-27 23:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by hellenwashington 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-27 18:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by *itz me!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one!
2007-03-27 18:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... I had never heard of this one! :)
Thanks.
2007-03-27 21:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by Hi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋