There once was a boy named Philip. His mother liked to feed him lots of pies. He became a chubby little boy. But one day, he was walking outside (talking to a mouse......) when he fell into a hole.............................................................................
2007-03-27 11:25:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
his mom fed him pies all the time while he stayed stuck in the hole. Soon he broke it because he was so chubby the earth cracked and the earth shake and that's how we got earthquakes.
2007-03-27 11:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the mouse ran back to the house, got the mother, and the mother put little Philip on the South Beach diet. LOL!!!
2007-03-27 19:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the hole he met a magical wizard by the name of kampuko. Kampuko said he would grant his hearts desire if he sold him his mouse. Philip sold the mouse and the magical wizard said. "ma' boy what may I grant you?" Phillip answered "make me buff and hot to all the women". The wizard did as the boy had asked. As the years passed Phillip got tired of the dumb women just throwing them selves at his exotic body. So he turned over the leaf and became gay.
the end looool so random
2007-03-27 18:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by La Princesa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the south beach diet he got even fatter and sued. Then he became rich his mother fed him pie!
2007-03-27 19:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And in there his Mama and Papy were having sex and he got out his video camera and started filming then God smited him 4 incest!
FIN
2007-03-27 18:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by Darkice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and a snake ate him and the snake lived happily ever after!
oh boohoo
2007-03-27 18:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by *itz me!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......................and fell into a magical world where he could eat all the pies he wanted and never gain any weight...
2007-03-27 18:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got stuck in the hole and the next person walking by kicked him in the face accidently................next
2007-03-27 18:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica W 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
his mother called 911 and police found him and they brought a ladder. he went up and was rescued.
2007-03-27 18:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by tiger1807 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and got stuck
2007-03-27 18:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋