Poor Mildred
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and end up becoming a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn of her hearts exact location.
"Since you are a woman", the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2007-03-27 11:22:45 · 22 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is not tfunny cause some1 got shot in ther back 4 times when he was running away from him that guys name is Charles C. he murred som1 and never went to jail do you think he should go to jail it's to latte no i hape it will change but it will still never bring that Some1 back
2007-03-27 11:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by gnlcs13 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heheheehhehe thanx for the laugh very funny x
2007-03-27 11:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehe. Brill.
2007-03-27 11:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, you may get slated later on, but it made me laugh.
2007-03-27 11:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big laugh here
2007-03-27 11:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I giggled my socks off! lol
Can u believe though - my hubby didnt get it???!!!!!
Now THAT'S funny!!! lmfao :-)
2007-03-27 11:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats to funny haha
2007-03-27 11:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sick and wrong. But very funny.
2007-03-27 11:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! sad, but none the less funny!
2007-03-27 11:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
GOOD 1
2007-03-27 11:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by *itz me!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋